Nazgûl Doom
sung to the tune of
"Jingle Bells"

Pulguf  Shara-tuk            
Sha idagan bhog dulgûrz 
Lok-u-tal radbat dak      
Sha hosh-as dak hukûrz  
Park-tala husu pukhlat     
Olkûrz-u bushnulûk        
Amol flûstûrz lashat lash ugluf
Agh pûrz pauh matulûk!   

Nar!  

Nazgûl dûmp!  Nazgûl dûmp!
Rethratulûk narkû!                
Durbum ghug agh Shara mat
Gadûhdatul throkul trû!         
Slicing humans-through
With scimitar good sharp
Corpses-over go we
And viscera-through our progression
Helmet-over mace speaks
bodies All-of-them-thrown-far-away
How joyful to sing song-slaying
And watch fools die-all-of-them!

Bah!

Nazgûl doom!  Nazgûl doom!
Flee-them-all never!
Strength lives and men die,
Carve and eat their brains!